Do you have what it takes to be crowned a WashToberFest Champion? Or are you just really good at tossing back potato chips while watching TV? Well, either way, we've got an event that's perfect for you! Get ready to unleash your inner tossing guru in the most epic washers competition in West Memorial!
The stakes are unimaginably high. Picture this: fame, fortune, and the admiration of dozens (or maybe just a few) onlookers. The glory that comes with being the ultimate washers champion cannot be underestimated, kind of.
While we can't promise you a golden washer trophy or a ticker-tape parade, we do offer something even better: bragging rights and a hideous, Masters-inspired blazer! Impress your friends with tales of your incredible washer-throwing prowess. They might actually be mildly interested.
The Details:
Signup starts now with $100 early bird registration until Sept 25.
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Signup starts now with $100 early bird registration until Sept 25.
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Regular registration will be $125 and ends Oct 12.
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WMC Legend Donors and Member Sponsors will receive a second email with instructions for complimentary registration. You still need to register to secure your spot!
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Spots are limited and available on a first come, first serve basis.
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Date: Saturday, October 21
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Time: Opening ceremony 1:45pm
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Location: Wilchester Park
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Food and Beer (and water): Will be provided!
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We will have TVs with football on
So, whether you're a washer-tossing savant or you're not even sure what a washer is, come on down and join the fun. We promise a day of mediocre athletic achievement, friendly competition, and more witty banter than you can shake a washer at.
P.S. Don't forget your lucky socks: We've heard rumors that wearing mismatched socks can enhance your washer-tossing skills. It's never been proven, but hey, it's worth a shot, right?
WTF Commish
